Bad chat

So we've been giving My Single Friend.com a go, emailing a few fellas and it turns out that fine wit and great banter is few and far between. In fact really bad chat seems to be rather common on this dating site; I fine this some what peculiar, as isn't the whole point to sell your self!

From copy & paste emails, to dull jokes and full on spiel, we've had it all. Surely London must have a few lovely men that can be bothered to write a decent email, that's amusing, informative and intriguing. Actually just two would do.

Here is some of the trash that has been cluttering our in-boxes:

Bachelor 1:

Hi,
I'm just writing to let you know that after a rigorously brief overview of your profile I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the great memories, you will always have a special place in my heart.
p.s you can keep our dog (bouncer) and our two children, I will keep the chateau in the house of France.

Best x

Bachelor 2:

Hey,

I was just flicking through the site and had to say that you look stunning.

Good luck in your search, though i'm sure you get inundated with offers.

x

Bachelor 3:

Hiya , Where did you get that fantastic smile from?

If you had no choice, what would you rather live on, Chocolates or Fruits?

Your profile stands out, I bet your an interesting person to know, Feathers or Fingers, which is more ticklish?

x

Bachelor 4:

Hi,

Great photos you tick alot of boxes only question is now do you live in killer heels as they are my weakness on a girl! x